By CaptainSaveAHoe - 11/09/2012 00:42 - United States - Manteca

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML
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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.

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Grimmerie 31

The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.

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yuzuhere 21

Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.

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immataco 9

hahahaha! holy shit that made my day thank you. thank you so much XD!

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animejen1988 9

And this is why chivalry is dying, folks. Women complain about men not being gentlemen anymore, and then they bitch when a guy does something nice. Ridiculous.

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BeautyOfGrac3 6

I hope u dropped the dump bitch

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

the second page of my fml is mostly fail. people with strollers aren't the only dickheads, I guess. :D

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snorider666 1

I would have picked myself off the ground and bitch slapped her, we live in a modern age where assault goes both ways. No longer is it illegal to defend ones self against a woman and/or strike back after such an assault.

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esines 9

If you are a man you will still get arrested though

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baconator13 2

With great power comes great responsibility.....

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iheartzombies15 4

You called your penis a fap- stick.. You must be a pervert..

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The_F3rris 11

All the creeps will forever Make life hard for the good Guys of this world.

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