By CaptainSaveAHoe - 11/09/2012 00:42 - United States - Manteca
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so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.
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hahahaha! holy shit that made my day thank you. thank you so much XD!
And this is why chivalry is dying, folks. Women complain about men not being gentlemen anymore, and then they bitch when a guy does something nice. Ridiculous.
the second page of my fml is mostly fail. people with strollers aren't the only dickheads, I guess. :D
I would have picked myself off the ground and bitch slapped her, we live in a modern age where assault goes both ways. No longer is it illegal to defend ones self against a woman and/or strike back after such an assault.
If you are a man you will still get arrested though
With great power comes great responsibility.....
You called your penis a fap- stick.. You must be a pervert..
bitch needs to die
Lmao fap stick
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The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.
Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.