By CaptainSaveAHoe - 11/09/2012 00:42 - United States - Manteca

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML
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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

so I planned for her to slip so I could mug her? the amount of logic in this comment is astounding.

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Grimmerie 31

The word "fap-stick" will haunt me forever. Is that what you caught her with? Also autocorrect decided I meant rap-stick. Indeed.

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yuzuhere 21

Looks like someone has to go back to ninja school.

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ogle5431 1

Unfortunately you can't help anyone these days.

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annie_nk 22

Captain Save a Hoe (OP username) adds some to humanity. Bitchy Mama then quickly removes it.

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elvisaaron 3

did you grab a boob or ass cheek in the process?? If so its understandable. If not you should have knocked her back down ! Lol

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pdp_fml 21

That lady must have been a liberal b@tch! Not all men are perverts with sex on their minds. There are genuine men that will help women in trouble, like change flat tires or carry grocery bags up a flight of stairs. I myself open doors for strangers or for my wife of 38 years.

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Bright_Lights 14

God, I hate this world we live in. Anytime you try to help a member of the opposite sex, HELP them, you get labelled a pervert. Absolutely ridiculous. Thanks a lot media. Idiots.

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perdix 29

Face it, you were making a pass at a MILF by knocking her over just so you could "save" her with a quick grope. You are indeed a pervert and you disgust me! Pssst! Um, what exactly is that passing move?

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chashem 17

Omg, that's horrible, she should have thanked you!

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