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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
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brookiesawr 11

why would you break up with someone just cause you watch ****? that's ****** stupid.

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jackwilliams 9

Sum ****: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"

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Stazza11 27

Or he was watching ****. And simply told her the truth. It's what we do.

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bellydancer82 15

I read this without my glasses on at first and thought it said "sun ****"... You have no idea how confused I was haha.

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juturnaamo 29

Anybody else read "Did I do that?" In Urkel's voice?

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kirstenburke 11

I can't take this seriously because I keep reading "did I do that?" in Steve Urkels voice.

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HarrisonChuuu 4

Hey, he still texted back with his free hand. He's a keeper!

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djstiv3 15

lol he was watching **** to get horny? wtf? that makes no sense.. you watch bcz you are and need to do something about it

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teamnikster 9

1: Why is it wrong for people in a relationship to watch ****? 2: You could have turned it into a funny situation instead of getting offended.

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TallMist 32

Seriously. People act as if both people in a relationship can't watch ****, as if they'll always be able to have sex with each other 24/7 if the other person needs to get off. It's not like it's cheating! People that have such harsh feelings about **** in a relationship needs to get over themselves.

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HoobidibooFox 11

I think it's not so much that he's watching it but that she thought she'd turned him on but he was confused about why she'd think that.

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brittanysue14 10

I agree with your first part. But it is completely absurd to tell somebody to get over themselves. We all feel things differently and are sensitive to different things. There's not one single person in this world that will think the same thoughts as you; therefore you have no right to tell somebody that they are or are not allowed to be upset about something. And anyways, you don't know the underlying reason a girlfriend may not be comfortable with their boyfriend watching ****.

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carecow 16

People are so quick to jump the gun around here and suggesting a break up, really now? If you lose your shit because your partner watched **** when you weren't around, you got bigger problems to deal with like your confidence. The guy was having a laugh, I'm sure of it.

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