By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

Get a vibrator, and turn on some ****. And, word of advice, don't sext a boy you just happen to like. It won't end well. He will either ignore you or turn you down.. Or use you. Very few of us would date a girl we can have, anyways.. And those of us who would are, in majority, part of the ignoring group. Get some class with that vibrator, too. Try not to look so desperate.

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Jollymanroper 1

Just payback for when she's on her period. jokkkessss

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heytheresophie 0

you might want to work on your skills a little bit.

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Krista835 5

Haha sucks that you got denied, but he was only a guy you like, not your boyfriend or anything so I'd lean toward YDI As for him it's sad that he's that addicted to the game unless it was his way of letting you down I dunno. PS Definitely don't try again tomorrow XD

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gDwane 0

fap > wank who says wank?!

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deadlydeadd 2

yeah who says fap

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geeksaresexy 18

irl most people I know say 'wank' online pretty much everyone says 'fap'

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thisusernamewast 0

At first I thought he was talking about chicken wings D:

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kkf92 0

I don't understand why everyones blaming you. ok, true don't sext. but he's obviously a nerd loser

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jess6blondie9 2

Or he's not interested in her. That doesn't make someone a 'nerd loser' because they didn't want to sext a sleeze.

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fthku 13

#88, you're one of those girls who would call a guy gay just because they wouldn't go out with you, aren't you?

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geeksaresexy 18

My other half plays WoW and my lodger plays minecraft they both still have girlfriends. This guy clearly just isn't in to her..

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kai_ngo 0

I wouldn't be surprised if that "nerd loser" will make more than you in life. Seriously, what's with shunning the intelligent people? Spending time playing a game rather than ******* some ***** that randomly sexts you does not make one a loser. Whats with our society these days, idolizing sex and being unintelligent. -sigh-

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cutiepie292929 18

don't bother with a gamer. it will always be games before u anyway

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DaMan326 1

Or generalize all of us, that makes sense too

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kai_ngo 0

I'm a gamer. My girl always comes first, so what the hell are you talking about? Don't generalize people you hardly know about.

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muffinlizzie 7

Exactly, that's an untrue realization. My guy and I are both Gamers, but if it's important, the other person comes first. Nerds have hearts you know.

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muffinlizzie 7

*generalization not realization

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