Kids: Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried...

By Danielle - 22/08/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

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Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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Tetchy

By Brokendishes - 21/08/2022 18:00

Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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bigmoney12 3

Monday 22 August 2011 15:55

Aww that's messed up

yankeebaceball 1

Monday 22 August 2011 15:55

Good Idea! You should've given him a dollar to do something to return the favor though!

Comments

arin2009 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 2:45

ha. you should spanked your child, teach him some manners, as for your husband, its just him being a guy,

MamiiSmilez 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 22:30

Well if your husband keeps it up at least you wont have to worry 'bout an allowance? I'm sorry your man is a jerk.:/

carlosm21 6

Friday 26 August 2011 6:50

That's ****** up whoever said she deserve it ;) aha

Amy_Skye 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 10:20

wow, super weak!!!

TrollinYourMom14 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:24

So THAT'S how douchebags are created. I now know a little bit about each and every one of my ex-boyfriends' fathers. Thank's, OP.

notthatlucky 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:16

I think you guys should have a long talk about why you shouldn't leave his sorry ass for not trying to help his WIFE!

dcdelice 1

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:55

That's messed up smh

sparxva 12

Wednesday 7 September 2011 18:07

What a great idea! Your husband is a genius!

hateevryone 14

Sunday 9 October 2011 17:44

i hope you slapped your husband 4 that. oan what was the fight about?

Joui_fml 11

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:15

Divorce that douche, and put the boy in therapy before he starts getting any greedier or thinking like his dad.

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