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By Danielle - 22/08/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

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Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML

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Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML

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By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United States - Moscow

Today, I asked my boyfriend to help me with groceries, since the last of my money went to last week's groceries. His response was to start a fight, then tell me it's my fault my daughter acts the way she does, which is when he finally got me to break down and cry. I'm pregnant with his kid, and I also pay 90% of our bills. FML

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By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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By Brokendishes - 21/08/2022 18:00

Today, my husband broke a set of dishes, told me I had to clean it all up, and stormed out of the house. It’s now 3:30am and he still hasn’t come home. Our 5 year-old son keeps asking about him. What warranted all this? Asking him how his day went. FML

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Monday 22 August 2011 15:55

Aww that's messed up

yankeebaceball 1

Monday 22 August 2011 15:55

Good Idea! You should've given him a dollar to do something to return the favor though!

Comments

fairies633 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:08

It really isn't that serious...when you're mad at someone you really could care less how the feel..

notthatlucky 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:28

that doesn't make it ok to hurt people!

ikickgingers 15

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:36

Your kid could've gotten a dollar. Cheap husbands !! Can't even bribe kids correctly.

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:51

You're all assuming that Dad told the boy to go do that. Maybe the kid sensed a business opportunity and approached Dad with a deal "Hey, will you promise to give me a quarter if I get mom to stop crying?".

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:46

Divorce him. That's just awful of your husband to do to you.

1021_duck 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:54

ahhh, how sweet !!!!~

genesisxd 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:30

Gotta get your money

aznbabeelicious 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 4:59

Seems just like my husband..

thewife5 19

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:10

He didn't want to admit he was wrong so he sent a little kid in to do mans work.. He's just a chicken, don't take it so hard, he'll get it right in 10-12 more years.