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By biomajor - 07/02/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy at the bar and I told him I was a biology major. He promptly said, "NEXT" and moved on to the girl next to me. FML

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By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2014 15:26 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Not a good sign

By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 21:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

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By grenade - 17/07/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

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csigabajnok 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 14:17

He did YOU a favor, believe me!

volnye 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:49

I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."

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csigabajnok 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 14:17

He did YOU a favor, believe me!

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:46

Don't stress it. Biology is boring to talk about though. Next time you do this, and he says, "NEXT" like that, you get up and speak as loudly as you can, "OH MY GOD, IT'S THAT SMALL! NEXT!" and proceed to laugh then talk to the next guy besides him.

cartesianlogic 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:21

bio is SO not boring to talk about, it's a diverse and fascinating field as well as the one most directly related to sex :p

Peachy2392 26

Friday 18 October 2013 21:14

It's only boring if you don't have an interest in the subject. Just like everything else in life. You have to find someone with the same interests as you. It was very rude of him to just say next and move on to the girl beside you, hopefully she witnessed his behavior and turns him down. Anyways, best of luck finding someone, OP! :)

volnye 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 22:49

I would have said "I wish I were a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans..."

beaglegal 42

Tuesday 23 December 2014 1:49

^^ this XD

guesswho_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 23:59

WOW ... messed up

Vic_Sage 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 1:59

he was afraid of you. most bar trolls are intimidated by women who can fight or use their brain for something more than a paperweight.

coolguy 0

Monday 9 February 2009 17:45

bio RULES. you will find someone better :o)

PWinArgyleSox 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 1:21

BioGeeks are awesome. his loss.

Miru_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 11:13

He was just running away from you because he knows he won't be able to impress someone smarter than him.

quiksta 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 16:05

what's the matter with women? you feel the need to prove something to assholes while you probably know about 5 real gentlemen who secretly love you and want to actually treat you well, and probably cast them aside as "friends"

J352SAURUS 30

Wednesday 23 August 2017 13:57

Generalizations. Generalizations everywhere.

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:13

You should be proud. He just wanted a dumb ****. You proved that you actually had brains. ;)

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