Miscellaneous: Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants,...

By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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You deserved it 60

By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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You deserved it 2 809

Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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You deserved it 355

By S4L - 02/07/2009 04:13 - France

Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML

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You deserved it 23 379

We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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You deserved it 203

Revealing

By doody - 30/12/2009 22:42 - United States

Today, I was in a busy airport bathroom with my three year-old son. While in the process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open the stall door. I jumped up to yank the door closed, but not before the line of waiting women saw me with my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

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You deserved it 4 282

By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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You deserved it 2 732

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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You deserved it 190

glengus 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:46

Are you a chick or a dude?

SlapAndTickle 20

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:49

Or he could have creeped into the women's bathroom to take a picture of some chick on a toilet..

Comments

ShakeDisPlace 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:47

I've lost all hope for this world!

dfair1987 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:58

What is this world coming to

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:06

What the f***?

aeonsoul 12

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:24

I hate it when OPs don't provide us with enough information! Creep in women's restroom or men's?!

Ins0mau 20

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:04

It's irrelevant!

wednesdaychica06 9

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:36

its ok. you are the reason for someone to fap while thinking of you.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:49

Pics or did not happen... Oh, wait...

wvcheesehead1 9

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:04

was it borat?

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:17

Gay

courtz94 24

Saturday 13 July 2013 21:41

Even if you can't identify the man, report it, you never know, a security camera may have seen him go in, or a witness somewhere may have seen him run out of the bathroom. Sorry OP, that does suck.