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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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smashingdiscover 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Enemy spotted

annajane 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Pretended to? You sure about that?

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642_fml 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:10

welll you should of said enemy attack dogs inbound :D

MoosesMeeses 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:11

"Enemy dogs inbound!" "Oh shit..."

Waltman217 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:12

This man plays too much black ops haha

FreakenJewtastic 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 8:48

no amount of black ops is too much you fool.

Apaulus 5

Friday 12 August 2011 19:19

That's why there are counter-spy planes.

jonmansheppard 9

Friday 12 August 2011 19:19

him: "friendly spy plane inbound" you: "friendly fire enabled" him: "huh?" you: "strella 3 out" you: *Punch in the balls* you: "kill confirmed..."

Dabestisjlee 0

Friday 12 August 2011 23:09

^ Win. :)

Dabestisjlee 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:32

Win. ^ :)

WHITE3TIGER 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 2:33

ronflmfao

celticcchapman 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 3:06

Ahaha epic win.

GhostyG 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 7:52

Indeed!

jonmansheppard 9

Monday 15 August 2011 16:58

thir13enthour 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:21

Wow a gay pedophile gamer nerd. That's just creepy. At least he didn't ask if his rag smelled like chloroform.

SophiaRaeann 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:22

He wasn't pretending.

JennaMarie420 2

Friday 12 August 2011 19:22

Counter spy plane

nickward5252 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:25

You have ghost.....

MrKillerTacos 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:25

If a guy did that to me, id punch him in his spy plane! (:

cptcook 0

Friday 12 August 2011 19:45

Mr killer tacos from the loom of your pic you wouldn't punch his spy plane your juggle it

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Same thing different taste

Dude! Boundaries!

Stranger danger

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