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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By Anna - 13/07/2013 04:40 - United States - New York

Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Enemy spotted

annajane 0

Friday 12 August 2011 18:48

Pretended to? You sure about that?

Comments

ReynieRockets 1

Friday 12 August 2011 19:54

Our SR71 is in the air

fabian21 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 12:06

Rolling Thunder incoming.

sematariux 7

Friday 12 August 2011 19:56

Lmao black ops ftw

RuCheezBurger 10

Friday 12 August 2011 23:34

NOOOOO black ops sucks. Mw1-3 FTW

KaanTech 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 1:29

nooo battlefield bad company 1-2 + inbound Bf3 FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW FTW................

MommaMuff 6

Saturday 13 August 2011 15:25

Black Ops blows. MW2 ftw. :)

Gamer_Bum 1

Friday 12 August 2011 20:00

He.just looked, he ain't hurtin no one... damn homophobes

Busby91 0

Friday 12 August 2011 20:01

Come on bro, you ALWAYS use ghost pro when you camp in the bathrooms!

pfx2_fml 15

Friday 12 August 2011 20:01

WTF

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 August 2011 20:05

If I was a guy, I would pee in the closed stalls to avoid pervy, pedo men from pestering me in the bathroom.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 August 2011 20:09

I thought there was an unspoken rule with males: never piss in the stall next to another male? Always leave an empty stall between you?

sheethapins 13

Friday 12 August 2011 20:37

It's true, husband told me so. Apparently they aren't supposed to speak to or look at each other either until they wash their hands.

StopDropNRoll 11

Friday 12 August 2011 20:46

But he had a spy plane! Unless he was using Ghost he's not safe :/

guitgod1 11

Friday 12 August 2011 20:50

A guy that "pretends" to look at another dude's dick at a urinal is probably not going to be too concerned with unwritten rules about bathroom etiquette.