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What a pissy experience
that's too easy...
did you just say "peepee"??? Go to your room
looks like urine trouble OP
Yea 27, peepee is a no no word.. No potty language!
I'm more concerned as to why he was peeing right beside you when there are multiple other urinals.
Did you pee back on him???
This remind me if a whitest kids u know skit. Rofl! YouTube it leg peeing.
Sword fight!
Piss fight!
Golden shower?
Sergeant Stadanko.
"Eventually me and a friend, sort of drifted on into S&M, I can take about an hour on the 'tower of power' so long as I gets a little golden shower"
Fresh urine is sterile.
How?
Your body can't store germs in your bladder or urine otherwise you'll have a perpetual infection. Urine contains high concentrations of sulphurs, salts and other high concentrations of minerals your body doesn't need. That's why urine is toxic for the body if it is ingested. Its not however teaming with bacterium and virus as some people think.
Pissing in a rag and bringing it to your face to breath through is also a very effective response against a chemical agent, such as mustard gas or other toxic fumes. Just don't do it too long though, the ammonia will get to you.
Only the initial stream is contaminated, once it begins to flow there is no bacteria. The smell is the mix of urea and other components
39 no offence but please don't make "factual" comments on things you don't know about... Urine odor is from phosphates and nitrates, some ketones, not bacteria and nothing remotely unsanitary...
Aw, I hope your days get better. :)
Other guy: You guys scared the piss out of me! OP: Yeah and all over me.
This FML all depends on whether or not you were obeying the everyother urinal rule. If you were not able to obey the rule due to extreme circumstances then, well, FYI.
What if the guy went beside OP after OP started peeing... Than it was the pee guy that didn't stick to bro code standards.
So, you went in to relieve yourself & left a little pissed?
He definitely pissed you off... I'd be too OP...
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Did you pee back on him???
Golden shower?