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By the unfortunate man - 19/07/2013 04:29 - United States - Salisbury

Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML

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By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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By NotASquirrel - 12/03/2016 05:29 - United States - Bronx

Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

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By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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Friday 19 July 2013 15:55

Did you pee back on him???

mssmell 10

Friday 19 July 2013 15:55

Golden shower?

Comments

sugoine 12

Friday 19 July 2013 17:25

Sucks to be you, dude

websphere69 27

Saturday 20 July 2013 2:45

Just so long as he wasn't "sucking".... you would have to say then that it blows....

loufol22 5

Friday 19 July 2013 17:57

Did you see his **** license? If you can report it to local authorities it can be removed.

Futacy 29

Friday 19 July 2013 18:00

If you're a girl curious as to why guys hardly ever pick out a urinal right next to another guy, this is why.

loufol22 5

Friday 19 July 2013 18:11

Also peeing in the stalls is making a statement

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 20 July 2013 13:19

As a woman, I have never had the slightest curiosity about how men choose which urinal to use. And anyway, women tend to space out the stalls if the bathroom isn't busy. It's just human privacy behavior, not gender specific.

rugby_lover09 13

Friday 19 July 2013 18:07

Maybe the guy that peed on you has a fetish of peeing on other people and he needed an excuse to pee on you. I imagine this was the convo before hand: Guy one: I really want to pee on someone... Guys Freinds: Okay... We'll jump out at you and "scare" you. You turn around and pee on the dude next you out of shock. Guy one: Sounds good. Okay let's do this! LEEROY JENKINS!! And that, my unfortunate friend is how the cookie crumbles :P