Miscellaneous: Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my...

By Adrian16 - 18/01/2010 11:01 - Norway

Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2021 14:01

Today, I tried out my new noise-canceling headphones while vacuuming my house. They worked so well that I didn't hear the vacuum stop when the plug fell out of the outlet. I accidentally had the vacuum off the entire time. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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That sucks

By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 15:30

Today, I bought a new vacuum cleaner after having to go several months without one. Immediately, I wanted to try it out. I must have underestimated how powerful it was, as it sucked up my socks and then broke. FML

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By anonymous - 20/03/2013 05:42 - United States

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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Proper job

By So so close to clean - 08/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Warren

Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

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By superhero1043 - 14/05/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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harrisonmoon 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:10

you totally deserve it for being so dumb. wouldn't you at least been able to feel if it's on or something?

Xellith 5

Monday 18 January 2010 16:11

******* idiot..

Comments

wangchung16 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:04

you suck at making up retarded lies

shoieb9 14

Tuesday 19 January 2010 7:45

Champion of Champions :D

xXcyanideloverXx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:09

I will shovey foot up your ass.

paprikacha 9

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:41

This level of idiocy is possible, but I'd feel more confident about humanity if this one was fake. -_-

Bloonbloon 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 8:51

Please don't reproduce.

Human_being 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:51

I felt bad for you at the end of your story. Still-I'm sorry, but you should be deaf now or dead from stupidity.

SubjectX 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:53

this is either bullshit or OP is legally retarded. unless he's using a pussy vac, he would have trouble pushing it around withot it being on. and the vibrations would have carried to his hand. I mean ****, now you hav to do actuall work this time (how does vacuuming take longer than a half hour? seriously your vac just sucks shit.) and because you like loud music on headphones, you'll be deaf when you are 31. congratulations you are a complete fuckup or a histarical liar

deejay7220 1

Tuesday 19 January 2010 14:57

So how did u manage to vacuum your entire house with out unplugging it? Is it wireless?

ScreamToday 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:57

You must be pretty stupid to vacuum your house for TWO hours, without noticing that HELLO.. The vacuum isn't picking anything up. Also, as SubjectX replied ~ the vibrations would've carried to your hand, so you should have noticed it wasn't on. ..Like he said, either this is bullshit or you can pat yourself on the back for being completely retarded.