By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 03:02 - Canada

Today I was very excited to go to the post office to claim a parcel. I didn't know what it could be, so I assumed it was a gift. It turned out to be a speeding ticket. FML
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Tripartita 44

Depending on how eager you were to get that parcel, you might've started a never ending loop.

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LAURA_EL_JUICE 6

Well you still have to take care of it, or it turns into a suspended licence.

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SunshineBoy_fml 16

Wow.. This is a new way of issuing tickets. Guess you hear sank when you saw it.. Deepest condolences

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EmoKami 21

I imagine the sound of a big round stone dropping into water not quite high enough to splash, so it makes that "bloop" sound.

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heatherrr17 19

I laughed because I thought your comment said "poop" run. Lmao

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purple_bunnies 20

How big was the speeding ticket that the envelope didn't fit in your mail box?

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zonzon_fml 2

It's because it had to be handed to me directly so it can't be "lost". They wanted to be shure that I got it because I had a certain number of days to pay the fine or to plead non-guilty.

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species4872 19

Reminds me of a story I once heard- Man gets ticket with photo of car speeding. Man sends photo of money to cops. Cops send photo of handcuffs. Man pays fine. Don't know if it was ever true though.

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MisstressNicole 20

I heard it years ago from a comdien. So I'm going to guess it was a just a joke. Though at this point someone may have tried it.

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creditless 14

send it back... "wrong address"... happens all the time

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