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By Anonymous - 07/04/2013 04:07 - United States - Carrollton

Today, I was very worried about my girlfriend of two years. She has recently moved into her apartment, and I hadn't heard from her for four days. Don't worry, though, she's fine. According to her mother's Facebook, she moved in with her old boyfriend. FML

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML

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By PetitPrincePerdu - 08/05/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML

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Double shift

By mook05 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML

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Sneaking around

By Anonymous - 23/07/2024 18:00 - United States - Elkton

Today, and as of late, my girlfriend of 6 months has been getting distant with me, but reassures me that she still loves me. I found out she was hanging out with her ex-girlfriend of two years. They even went out to dinner, and she didn't tell me. I was planning on taking her out tonight too, and I only found out because my friend ran into them. FML

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By MonsterInLaw - 08/06/2013 23:26 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my 21-year-old girlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wanted to move in with me. It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelled at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy." FML

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Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

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Boot him out

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML

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I'm outta here

By VHgolf1989 - 01/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML

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Think before you move

By Anonymous - 29/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Waverly

Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML

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Lost

By Icy - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML

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Samuraiguy 8

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:53

What a bitch, u should tell the boyfriend she left u with an std or something

Coeliacchic93 21

Sunday 7 April 2013 11:56

That's horrible! You'd think a two year relationship would actually mean something to someone. How could she not show any respect to you like that. OP your better off without her but sorry she was so heartless.

Comments

Mr25_fml 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 23:54

I have a hunch that your next move needs to involve revenge

lilshorti53 1

Monday 8 April 2013 3:55

That sucks

miSsFlien 15

Monday 8 April 2013 6:08

Rip that **** her hair out. xoxo

designguy78 2

Monday 8 April 2013 6:39

How does your gf of 2 years move and you haven't even seen the place or help her move? Sounds like you're pretty clueless.

theboy13 13

Monday 8 April 2013 7:15

Her mouth is probably to full to talk... Sorry to be mean, but it's probably a hint...

Bunny21 11

Monday 8 April 2013 9:03

Soon enough she'll be kicked to the curb from that apartment like she deserves got being the heartless **** she is. Sorry that happened to you though. Keep your head up OP.

eberle805 7

Tuesday 9 April 2013 8:12

One word. **** .

mlay 7

Sunday 14 April 2013 7:45

Aaaaah, why didn`t she tell you? I can`t believe she didn`t say anything, that`s like cheating and hurtful as fudge balls!

practicallyjesus 7

Sunday 21 April 2013 23:43

Hire an actor to show up at her door in a maid outfit with a turkey baster and some lube in hand and say to her boyfriend, "I'm here for the orgy." Also make sure to have the actor use a hidden camera so you can see the response.