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By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Poquoson

Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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Palirose 22

Wednesday 27 November 2013 23:55

Well, it is a prison and they DO have to be thorough and safe.

GodPart2 20

Thursday 28 November 2013 0:02

The real question is... Is OP a dude or a chick? Moobs alert!!

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stavesacre 2

Thursday 28 November 2013 1:45

I don't understand how that is a bad thing...

remiiiii_fml 5

Thursday 28 November 2013 1:48

her boobs look "suspiciously disproportionate" to each other - one looks bigger than the other

TwistedCherub1 15

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:51

Actually, I think they meant disproportionate to her body size.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:09

If you were walking in New York that'd be perfectly legal.

WayneWei 7

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:24

Your breasts is very big

Sports_guy3 28

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:53

We know.

Sweetpea22 14

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:48

I am really sorry that happened to you OP. :(

CaptainBlack 18

Thursday 28 November 2013 2:50

Good news, now you know you could smuggle something in by hiding it up against the smaller one!

justingug76 14

Thursday 28 November 2013 3:34

What were they thinking? Were they thinking you were "booby" trapped?

tannara 12

Thursday 28 November 2013 3:40

Hahahahahahahhahaha what even

phatdaddy62 23

Thursday 28 November 2013 3:46

I too would want to look at your ****!

YeahBuddy4322 9

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:21

Well.. Were you?..

hoochykawa 2

Thursday 28 November 2013 4:24

Doesn't sound like a problem to me

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