By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando
Same thing different taste
WHO ARE YOU?
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At least you're wanted! Some of us can't say the same.
I rather be unwanted than wanted for a bad reason (;
Op didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose him
Change clothes much?
I'm confused as to why you're asking if OP "changes clothes much". Are you insinuating that OP doesn't have clean clothes to change into? Or are you "asking" why OP didn't change his clothes right away? Actually, to be completely honest I don't care why you said it or what you meant by it. It's just a stupid ******* thing say. Comment much?
Just be glad you weren't carrying Skittles on you.
OMG , I think this went over way to many peoples heads !
It's a joke.
It was bound to happen
Would you rather lay low and be anonymous, or be high profile and dangerous?
Or an Arizona
Looks like it's time to clean up your act OP. ;)
I read that as "Thug Life" stranger initially. That would have been way more awesome.
Gosh you thug.
So email back and explain who you are. Oh, and don't be so thug like.
he didn't choose the thug life... the thug life chose him.
7, you look like a thug
Thank them for the warning, mention than you are walking back home at the moment and you will keep an eye out. Slip in what you are wearing.
THE MANIACS IN THE MAILBOX
I know im not the only that thought of the Spongebob episode after reading 39's comment.
At least you're not in any danger if you are the danger.
Shut up shut up SHUT UP
qué?
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At least you're wanted! Some of us can't say the same.
Just be glad you weren't carrying Skittles on you.