By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
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UrYousername 15

At least you're wanted! Some of us can't say the same.

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JasonUMN 15

Just be glad you weren't carrying Skittles on you.

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UrYousername 15

At least you're wanted! Some of us can't say the same.

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jillytc 23

I rather be unwanted than wanted for a bad reason (;

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Bobby100 14

Op didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose him

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euphoricness 28

I don't hate you cuz you're fat, you're fat cuz I hate you

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I'm confused as to why you're asking if OP "changes clothes much". Are you insinuating that OP doesn't have clean clothes to change into? Or are you "asking" why OP didn't change his clothes right away? Actually, to be completely honest I don't care why you said it or what you meant by it. It's just a stupid ******* thing say. Comment much?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Well, at least you weren't shot and killed by some crazy person "standing their ground..."

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JasonUMN 15

Just be glad you weren't carrying Skittles on you.

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Eahae3 12

OMG , I think this went over way to many peoples heads !

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Sports_guy3 28

Would you rather lay low and be anonymous, or be high profile and dangerous?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Lay low and be anonymous. Because I smoke a metric ton of crack cocaine and I plan on being Toronto's next mayor. And we all know how his crack smoking went over..

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Looks like it's time to clean up your act OP. ;)

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I read that as "Thug Life" stranger initially. That would have been way more awesome.

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Gingerette 8

So much gangsta it screws with your eyes. Op should have been arrested on sight just for general thugginess.

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lysx84 24

So email back and explain who you are. Oh, and don't be so thug like.

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inkdeath87 18

Don't look like a thug, geez, it's that easy.

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SimplyBird 9

he didn't choose the thug life... the thug life chose him.

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gingaa96 18

Weee woo... Wee woo.. Wee woo, wee woo, wee woo! Wee woo!!!!

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EmmaMK 35

Thank them for the warning, mention than you are walking back home at the moment and you will keep an eye out. Slip in what you are wearing.

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KingRay 3

I know im not the only that thought of the Spongebob episode after reading 39's comment.

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