Love: Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the...

By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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krissytina 6

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:36

Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key

bcoolplz 1

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:53

i dont get y the dad would ring the doorbell if he lived there.

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smurf1 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:10

lmao I would have loved to have seen you fall out the window

karishmo 2

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:49

what dad rings their own door bell fake

whatsernam3 3

Saturday 31 July 2010 11:03

who rings the doorbell to their own house?!

Son_of_Helghan 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 11:16

Exactly what I was thinking! Why would you ring the doorbell at your own house instead of just unlocking the door?

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 2 May 2018 12:59

Sometimes my key is in the bottom of my bag and it's easier to just be let in.

Shookitup 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 12:44

well sometimes I have to when I don't have a key, but for a father to not have a key, is kind of weird.

linx468 8

Saturday 31 July 2010 11:58

You actually risked breaking your leg because you are too much of a pussy to face your girlfriend's dad? Wow.

tabershawn 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 12:15

that's stupid if it's her house... he should call first

kev_213 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 13:02

if you live with your dad, then he wouldn't ring the doorbell... if you live on your own, then grow a pair

Bliitz1 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 13:14

Really? Was jumping out the window that necessary? Haha! Oh well, sucks that you got hurt. :P

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:45

why are you guys sneaking around with each others. just man the hell up n meet her dad, an stop sneaking around.

BreezyEffBabehh 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:51

LMFAO! haha! damn!! haha! SPEECHLESS.

z1nd 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:51

haha

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