By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML
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krissytina 6

Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key

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bcoolplz 1

i dont get y the dad would ring the doorbell if he lived there.

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Unstoppable15 0

& umm I never knew it was still called " ding dong ditch " or whatever. -__- . . . I alwayss called it something elsee :/ ahaha

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knittkat 0

why would her dad ring the door bell?

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snoopfrog5 0

what? why would her dad ring the doorbell on his own house? unless it was her house...in that case, if shes old enough to have her own place then why would it be bad for her to have her boyfriend over?

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ZacharyorAndrew 0

what dad rings the doorbell to his own house??

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taz1 1

Ding dong ditch? Nicky nicky 9 door? More like Tok Tokkie, 4 the saffers hehe ;) Holla!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Yeah!! I'd give a "man" a lot of respect for breaking my house rules and fooling around with my daughter while I'm not home, as long as he doesn't jump out a window. -.-

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mycomment 0

okay, when op heard the door, her first thought/reaction was her dad, doesn't matter if it's a door ring, or a knock... retards

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binkybaby 3

She's a keeper! Nothing says "love" like not wanting you to meet the parents!

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hug_the_wall 0

why the hell would her dad ring the door bell?

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dickster 0

If you're that scared of her parents finding out about your relationship then you two really don't love each other. YDI.

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LilaBear 1

um, that is screwed logic. What are you, 14?

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