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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 07:19 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel because she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML

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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By troubled - 04/11/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I had an appointment with a psychotherapist. I was feeling very depressed and was telling her how I felt no one cared about me. Her phone rang and she left me mid-sentence to take a call about her new BMW. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:24

God, you people are so insensitive! The girlfriend obviously DOES have kuru, OCD, achalasia, melanoma, Crohn's disease, Budd-Chiari malformation, Wolf-Parkinson-White syndrome, Boerhaave's syndrome, acoustic neuroma, cholecystitis, Cushing syndrome, supraventricular tachycardia, toxoplasmosis, and tribadism. I could be wrong on that last one.

0671241409 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 11:47

hmmm I'm no doctor, but I think she may be wrong

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DeviRegression 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 10:49

Oh, and of course have her see a physician! That may allay her fears some. Or a naturopath if she's not into mainstream Western medicine.

wolfiegirl81 0

Monday 28 February 2011 11:04

Just so all of you know, hypochondria is just like any other phobia. She's not looking for attention. Plus, a ton of first year medical students go through a phase where they're convinced that they have all the diseases they learn about. Would you break up with someone because they're a medical student? Plus, what kind of shitty boyfriend would break up with a girl because of a stupid little problem like that?

chellabella856 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:31

atleast she's not a chronic liar

123kookypoo 10

Sunday 15 July 2012 18:22

Being a hypochondriac is actually really hard to live with. I am a mild hypochondriac, and even then it's hard to deal with. I also have mild emetophobia, which all mixed together is a disaster. My mom even makes fun of me for it. Although, she does support me and comfort me when I need it. Please don't make fun of us for it, it just makes us feel like lesser people. Do you even know what I'd do to not freak out at the slightest of symptoms? I'd give everything away just to "be normal."

Dilwann 27

Saturday 26 January 2013 21:11

A hypochondriac misinterprets symptoms and doesn't believe any form of doctor. I suggest going into therapy, if you don't already do that. And of course, try not to think everything applies to you... I used to be a little like that when I was a kid, like, I thought I had cancer and all. For some reason my mom thinks I'm still like that. But no. I'm healthy, and even when I feel a bit sick, I'm like 'It'll be gone in a few days. If it's not, I'll get it checked out then'.