Work: Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda...

By waitress - 12/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was waitressing when a man sat at my table with soda from somewhere else. Drinks are half the profit for restaurants. There is a strict policy that you have to charge for carry-in drinks. I told him this, he yelled at me so I told him I was doing my job. I got fired, for doing my job. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML

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Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML

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Today, I got written up for not making a drink right. While getting yelled at by my boss, my co-worker made the drink the same exact way I made it. I pointed it out. My boss responded with, "He is allowed to because I like him, I don't like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 23:42 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML

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By need a job - 24/06/2021 13:02 - United States

Today, I was fired from my cashier job for "abandoning my post." I saw a man pass out in the 100° heat in front of our store and I rushed to give him water. Not to worry though, my manager assured me he wouldn’t press charges for the water I took from the fridge, but I’m still fired. FML

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scarlett_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:39

That sucks. I can't believe you got fired for following company policy.

24788 6

Sunday 12 April 2009 12:55

I work in retail, so I know your pain when you have a horrible customer. They threaten you and try to make you feel like a peasant. All you have to do is wait until your shift ends to do something. Nothing says "owned" better than a flat tire.

Comments

Jman1906 2

Friday 29 May 2009 21:00

You have to be lying. If your not you should have told your manager to go **** himself.

everyonesfucked 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:28

Sue the bastard

angel55033 12

Saturday 5 February 2011 3:46

there's more to it than that that just doesn't make sense??

technomom 5

Saturday 28 June 2014 19:19

Sigh... I highly doubt that is the reason you got fired.... Tho it may have been the perfect timing for your boss to can you as he already planed and keep a customer. welcome to adulthood you can be fired for any reason from any job. you are not entitled to a job so deal with grow up and ask if you want fries with that someplace else.