Animals: Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work...

By crap - 24/02/2014 04:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

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By orangethonglover - 17/07/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14

Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2018 06:00 - Australia - Carlton

Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML

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andy1500726 19

Monday 24 February 2014 16:10

Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?

chosha_fml 26

Monday 24 February 2014 16:14

Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.

Comments

idioticmess 15

Tuesday 25 February 2014 11:06

that will be one hell of an awkward convo with the owner!

TheRoyalBattler 5

Tuesday 25 February 2014 11:52

Wonder if that rainbow tasted like skittles!

b00kn3rd 14

Tuesday 25 February 2014 17:59

Chill...it wasn't from the owner. The dog just ate some sexy skittles.

mbwilks 10

Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:06

Taste the rainbow! Poop the rainbow!

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 25 February 2014 21:28

Amazing, an FML involving poop and after 64 comments not one shitty situation comment. I'm proud of you all for avoiding it.

elcee1987 18

Wednesday 26 February 2014 10:48

But we got about twenty possible fml's for the other side.

fuckmylife518 15

Wednesday 26 February 2014 3:23

"Today, I got my dog back from the animal hospital. I also got back my rainbow-colored thong. FML"

pfdrhllzyea 6

Wednesday 26 February 2014 3:24

Would love to be a fly on the wall for that one.

amisenho 11

Wednesday 26 February 2014 21:09

Well, you're right; it WAS rainbow-colored. Now, it's a sepia-toned thong.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:32

The owner is going to be embarrassed.

pugpuggy 21

Monday 21 April 2014 20:53

I bet both the owner and the dog will write an FML! "Today, the vet gave me my thong my dog shat out. FML." "Today, I pooped out my owners grey thong. God damn it, why are dogs colorblind?! FML."