Animals: Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work...

By crap - 24/02/2014 04:01 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML

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By orangethonglover - 17/07/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By laundryduty - 15/06/2019 20:14

Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML

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By Genuine D - 13/05/2017 08:00 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2018 06:00 - Australia - Carlton

Today, I found the remnants of a condom in my dog’s poo. FML

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By budbunny13 - 30/06/2011 23:08 - United States

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2019 06:00

Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML

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Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML

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andy1500726 19

Monday 24 February 2014 16:10

Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?

chosha_fml 26

Monday 24 February 2014 16:14

Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.

Comments

OwlSaysBlimey 10

Monday 24 February 2014 20:39

Isn't that really more embarrassing for the owners?

sweetestbitcheva 14

Monday 24 February 2014 20:46

Well that'll be awkward to explain to the owners.

silvius 6

Monday 24 February 2014 21:45

he was just looking for that pussy everybody keeps talking about.

thaliah 15

Monday 24 February 2014 22:47

my dog used to eat my underwear too.

shredder8838 10

Monday 24 February 2014 23:40

This could be an FML for the owner of the dog too... "Today, I was informed that my dog pooped out a rainbow.. colored thong"

seventhejellyman 12

Monday 24 February 2014 23:46

So that's where it went

stoych 19

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:06

I'm not sure if the biggest FML is the fact that you have to give it back or that you had to clean it first !

KacyA93 7

Tuesday 25 February 2014 5:09

My sister's dog has eaten my thongs before. She seems to like dark blue panties. Not sure why. She also really likes chocolate. My brother-in-law brought home a huge platter of brownies and chocolate stuff, and the dog ate almost all of it. Never got sick from it either.