Intimacy: Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse....

By WorstLifeEver - 25/06/2010 00:45 - United States

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By asdffhhjk - 15/05/2013 08:08 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

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By scfead - 14/08/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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Nena713 0

Friday 25 June 2010 9:22

What an ass.

kidsanchez1 4

Friday 25 June 2010 9:32

I'm sorry I was dared to do it

Comments

0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 7:45

oh ye, sorry bout that btw :/

tagerrun 1

Saturday 10 July 2010 13:44

omfg that would be amazing to witness I mean talk about epic mount! ;) (wow refence there)

niggawtf17 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 0:52

i would have kicked his ass !

marksbabygirl 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:29

such an ass guys at school do that to me all the time...guys are just horney douche bags

superbored104 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:56

hahaha wow, your life sucks 1. because it happened and 2. because its funny when you read it

sizzle1012 0

Monday 19 July 2010 1:45

that is classic. haha if i saw that i would be laughing so hard i would have pissed myself. i would dare my friends to do that. then take pics. you would be famous on facebook. i think you should look around on fb cuz i would post it. and anyone else would too. well anyone with a sense of humor.

me_chibi 0

Friday 23 July 2010 21:47

that made me laugh too. sry but at lease now u have a funny story

babiana5 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 23:11

That's what you get for bending down the wrong way !!!

elmucks 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 20:18

And people say chivalry is dead.

tigerlily3 0

Friday 30 July 2010 23:59

Are you kidding me? She deserves it for bending over? that's the most asinine thing I've ever heard. maybe that guy shouldn't be a total dick instead.