Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap...

By ohmygod582 - 14/04/2014 01:32 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I was walking around school alone and felt someone tap my back. I laughed and turned around to find no one was there. I felt confused when I felt the tapping again, which is when I chose to yell at the nearest person, "What?!" I later found out it was a bottle in my backpack tapping me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By betamaxjim - 19/11/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom

Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 05:59

Today, in a particularly crowded section of the mall, I felt someone touch my back, several times. My self-defense kicked in, I screamed to attract attention, whipped around and threw a punch. No one was there; It was my ponytail touching my back. People were staring me like I was insane. FML

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By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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krundale 6

Monday 14 April 2014 8:09

Ahhhh the troubles of alcoholism.

mydumblifesucks 20

Monday 14 April 2014 8:12

I think you really overreacted, OP. There are better and more calm ways to react to this situation.

Comments

midgetism 9

Monday 14 April 2014 13:32

oh god what if it was a ghost, I would just think of that then I'd freak out

worldclassrager 39

Monday 14 April 2014 14:05

Good thing it wasn't paranormal

mchmelev1993 10

Monday 14 April 2014 14:12

LOLOLOL. Happens all the time psssshhh. I would of still laughed at u if i saw u :D jus sayin

smc3106 25

Monday 14 April 2014 20:18

As a law student, you should probably be told: When people say, what sounds really similar to, *would of*, they're actually saying *would've* which means *would have*.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:55

She was corrected on another FML as well.

ZombieVampirez 24

Friday 1 May 2015 10:02

Need some ice for that burn?

wiseKat99 13

Monday 14 April 2014 18:05

Maybe your bottle was just trying to tell you that you needed a drink....

Duggie1339 13

Monday 14 April 2014 22:15

So u didn't realize that no one was reaching under your backpack and touching your back, yet pulling away fast enough for you not even to be able to detect movement? I see...