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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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You deserved it 1 376

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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Fishque 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 23:51

??? Did you even read it?

imlaughingatyou 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:02

lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol

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greasy66 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:28

At least he has a good story to tell.

sLap_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:32

hahah everyone definitely has those moments!

Twiiggy 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:33

Haha I hate mistaking people, it's so embarrassing.

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:41

Wow, weird. And #3 is apparently stupid or reading impaired. Dump who?

Scheisse11 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:57

Aww poor thing. You must really miss your brother. :( I hope he does come to visit you soon.

pushinglimits_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:00

hahhaha freak? jk

Heathersaur 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:56

ive done similar stuff before...xD "omg!!! HEYY I havnt seen you in forever!!" "Do I know you?"

Quinnjamin 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:13

oops

acerock 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:13

Now, what is your brother always telling you about your over-exuberance? ha. Funny, but I guess not really an FML, as this shit happens to tons of people. But, if anyone has strong feelings about it, they could try to moderate. Take a stand, hell, I dunno.