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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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You deserved it 61 014

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 334

You deserved it 2 123

By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 976

You deserved it 3 248

By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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You deserved it 21 155

By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 923

You deserved it 125

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By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 704

You deserved it 10 457

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 527

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 982

You deserved it 3 510

By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 403

You deserved it 1 377

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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You deserved it 5 988

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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You deserved it 4 610

Fishque 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 23:51

??? Did you even read it?

imlaughingatyou 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:02

lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol

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EMTDubby88 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:58

I can hear the guy now: GET OFF ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!

HugoZorilla 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:12

Surprize Buttsex?

feefifofumxx 13

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:25

#2 and especially #4 Are you serious? What do you think FML is all about, moments of pride? Get off this site: neither of you understand it.

Emwo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 5:16

The stranger might've not minded.

likavirgin 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:41

ya shoulda called his name b4 u jumped on him dum dum

ivant0072 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 14:50

Wow, very excited and didn't even notice It was him! Tisk tisk

omgzdude 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 1:25

seriously why would he suddenly come overseas just to see you without any warning!?

mryasha 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 5:00

lmao

jordan75_fml 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 5:32

XD the guy mustuv been freaking out when u jumped on him thinking holy shit!

LIL209JJ 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 4:05

lol, ever thought about getting glasses?

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