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By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 19:07 - United States

Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML

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By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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You deserved it 125

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By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 457

By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 527

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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You deserved it 1 377

By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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You deserved it 5 988

By thanksfyi - 02/07/2011 21:51 - Norway

Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

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You deserved it 4 610

Fishque 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 23:51

??? Did you even read it?

imlaughingatyou 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:02

lol, its an honest mistake. you probably miss him so much you think everyone is him we've all done it anyway. lol

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curryndricegirll 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:33

Aww...that sucks. It sounds like you miss him a lot. I have a similar story, though. I was really young though and it was in a store. I saw this man from the back who had the same jacket, same color pants, and similar body build. I was lost, so when I saw him, I ran up and hugged him. He hugged me back too. Then, I saw my dad behind him, and realized I was hugging some other man. I punched him (it wasn't hard because I was little) and ran; I thought it was going to kidnap me. :) Anyway, that's my little anecdote nobody cares about.

chocolates 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:34

LOL something like that has happened to me befor, but with my dad. i waved and called to him and as i got closer, it was just a man with the same jacket as him.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:41

Bwahaha #3 did comment the wrong FML. lmao, and yeah, its not like the dude turned around and caught you and started making out you then when yall stopped you see its your brother now THAT is an fml moment.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:38

bwahah, #3 did. and it isnt that bad. its not like he turned around and caught you, started making out and WAS your brother because he thought it was his girlfriend.

soozin 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:34

aww isnt that sweet. :) this isn't an fml, just another story to share with your friends and family

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 5:25

Haha, I assumed that #3 was a joke about how "Dump him" is the default comment on 90% of FMLs. I lol'd.

SummerTime98 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 7:38

Today, I was walking down the street when out of no where a crazy freak jumped on my back and started screaming random names. The freak was 280 pounds, I broke my back. FML

i8anfml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 7:41

you are dumb and this is stupid. whose moderating these? and number forty, that was never funny.

skiesofgreen 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 9:10

#3 has been posting that on just about every fml for the past couple days... and yes I have little enough of a life to know that. Shutup, I don't want to study ok?