By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
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Fop 6

YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.

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cindy_eff18 0

what do you mean isn't that tall? look i'm 5'1 and six & a 1/2 feet is pretty damn tall to me!

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chippa 24

It's all perspective. People who've been tall for most of their life don't know what to call tall and what to call short. We think of things as "tall" as others think of the same thing as "REALLY F-IN' HUGE."

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onnielief 4

I am 6ft really in most western European countries 6'5 isn't that tall. My husband is 6'7. You would be short at 5'1!

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cindy_eff18 0

haha yes #95... 5'1 is short! haha but i hate it when ppl call me shorty or ask stupid questions like "why are you so short" i always reply "why don't you mind your own f*cking buisness. i prefer to be called funsized(: well thats what my boyfriend says & he's 6'3(;

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iltby 3

That's disgusting, spitting on someone is never, ever called for. I would've found it funny personally. What an ass.

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godonlyknowsmate 1

hahahahahahahaha YDI. i'm literally loling.

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cindy_eff18 0

btw isn't it "hence" not hench?

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cindy_eff18 0

HA! (x your funny

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DuoNoxSol 0

YDI. Don't bother anyone on the street. Ever.

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0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

im gonna say you had that coming, ydi for bein an ass

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arcades_fire 0

I was thinking so say "cloudy with a chance of moron" like in King of the Hill, but spitting and saying it's raining is just gold. YDI...people that are freakishly tall get enough shit from people like you.

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onnielief 4

6'5 is not freakishly tall in Europe. Try 7ft you'd come closer to freakishly tall.

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loski87 4

lmao THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!

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skorpien 1

You're lucky he didn't turn around and punch you. Or worse yet, pull a knife or gun. That being said, you did have that coming. Karma's a bitch. What I don't understand is the point of bitching about it on FML. You were an ass, he was an ass back! Unless he had acid spit or oral herpes, this is hardly an FML... For either of you. Suck it up and be nicer next time.

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