Well, you did ask. :)

thats what you get for being a dousche(: That tall guy sounds funny too. At least now you know not to ask that again. haha.

Same thing happened to me except it was the jolly green giant and he peed on me.

wow. it's not even that harsh of an insult for him to spit on you. How lame. If you were just trying to make conversation instead of an ass then I'm on your side :)

that's what you get for being rude

-"Do you play basketball?" -"Do you play miniature golf?"

ahahahahah naaa thats just hilarious umm and he probally had problems about his height.. you know

Okay, him spitting on you was a little much, but can you imagine what it must be like for him to hear the same stupid cliche saying over and over and over again for something he can't control? People think they're being funny when they ask stupid questions like that, but after a point you just want to slap them. I have a Great Dane and I seriously can not take her out without someone saying "Is that a dog or a horse?" It's a dog, you idiot, so stop bothering us with a joke you didn't even think up yourself. (I don't respond by being a jerk back to them, of course. I'm polite as can be, but under the surface I'm SO annoyed.) I mean, if you want to make a joke about someone's size, at least think of a new one.

i can only understand, you freaking deserved it, those people probably gets asked htis about 50 times a day, he probably didn't need one more

ydi for being a midget