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By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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By DudeManBro69 - 01/05/2009 13:15 - United States

Today, I was walking downstairs to the subway. At the top of the stairs, some hobo was peeing. Two seconds before, I'd told my friend I felt rain. It wasn't rain. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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Random encounter

By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

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By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By Soakedandbroke - 26/01/2016 17:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I was walking to class. While waiting at the crosswalk, a guy cat-called me from his car. I guess he was pissed that I didn't respond, because he purposely drove through a puddle and completely soaked me and the expensive textbook I was holding. FML

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Make yourself at home

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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By Furry - 02/12/2009 18:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML

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SexiAmber1990 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:08

you're a ass

Fop 6

Sunday 25 July 2010 19:12

YDI. Why do you throw rude comments at random people on the street? God. I must admit, he made the perfect reply.

Comments

julie3841 11

Monday 26 July 2010 0:17

haha, luck of the draw on that one op. tall people generally either don't mind their height being commented on, or they can't stand it. nice goin, ydi.

tooniceforgirls 6

Monday 26 July 2010 0:21

You fall right in with the other millions of idiots who only think of themselves and their curiosity!!! I'm 6 foot 9 and every ******* day at least one smartass idiot like you comes up and asks how tall I am, if I play basketball or whatever. It is ******* annoying ... what if people came up to you all the time and asked you about something not so ordinary in your physique ... like how big is your nose? How many pimples are in your face? How many pounds are you overweight? I know I'm tall!!! I don't need wankers like you to remind me of it every second!!!

valuemeal2 1

Monday 26 July 2010 7:12

Seriously!! When people come up to me and go "OMG, you're tall!" I say "OMG, you're observant!" Because really, wtf? It's not like I don't know I'm super tall already. (I'm 6'4" and a girl.)

tiffyxmac 0

Monday 26 July 2010 0:26

lmfao! gross but funny

nikkidancer321 0

Monday 26 July 2010 0:27

wow. way to be an ass

fairies633 8

Monday 26 July 2010 0:35

lol that's a compliment!

uupa99 0

Monday 26 July 2010 0:42

well how is the weather down there, shorty

sunniebunny4 0

Monday 26 July 2010 0:43

wow you douche.

barrelroll1472 0

Monday 26 July 2010 0:51

ahahahah "raining" that's so good! I don't see why they care though being tall is nice

valuemeal2 1

Monday 26 July 2010 7:09

I bet you'd disagree if you knew what it was really like. I challenge you to walk into a store and buy a pair of womens' pants with a 40" inseam, mail them to me, and we'll talk.