By peak4u - 09/10/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML
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peak4u tells us more.

peak4u 10

Hi everyone, some of your comments truly made me laugh. But more importantly I'm concerned for those of you who cannot understand why I'd talk to a seemingly friendly old man when I'm in the company of my boyfriend, it's just common decency my dears. My boyfriend and I have a really strong relationship and we love to annoy each other for fun, he took it jokingly but pretended to be mad at me for a minute but then proceeded to hand me some hand sanitiser ... No harm done.

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JH159753 21

That's wrong on so many levels. Stay away from him, he may do something crazy.

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ruckfules85 34

Wow. Take this new found knowledge with you.

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JH159753 21

That's wrong on so many levels. Stay away from him, he may do something crazy.

126 5
ruckfules85 34

Wow. Take this new found knowledge with you.

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schhichick 14

Its finger likin' good!!

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JadeWinter 16

This is why I carry around alcohol disinfectant wipes at ALL TIMES. Well.. I don't. But. I feel like after reading this that I should.

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Jameslikesguys 13

wow, what did your bf do? I would shoved him off that's really disgusting.

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garrett_8614 14

Agreed, that's beyond disgusting. Who knows where his mouth has been. Part of me wonders why she even asked the old guy to show her, especially with her boyfriend right there. That definitely sucks though

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jazzy_123 20

oh what a gentleman :)

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Lasagnaa 24

Soooo did your boyfriend do it properly???

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False_Stupidity 41

Hopefully not to the same hand if he did...

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whenitdidhappen 14

then a proper way to greet such an old man is by slapping him tasteless

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False_Stupidity 41

I guess that old man has the technique well and truly licked. It's always handy to know the proper way of doing things and there will always be old people willing to show us how.

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CoGhostRider 31

Well did your boyfriend learn anything ?

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