By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
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danial1214 21

Pepper spray works wonders in these situations

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

LoL yeah 38, I bet he wishes he could have shot her straight in the face, come on...

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j_cat187 19

Flashing a firearm would probably send the bitch running. If she still tried to mug her, killing her would be seen as a public service.

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kozzard 17

armed doesn't mean gun it means weapon. a knife counts, or any object really if you know where to hit them with it

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Werken247 14

This is why I carry gun. I don't make a very good victim.

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erck3800 12

that's why in two months I'll have my c.p.l. nobody will be mugging me...

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streetriots 9

Getting a license to carry a gun doesn't make you mug proof.

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jjmiller1001 17

how ever it does make you dangerous, just not necessarily to others

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The_F3rris 11

Role reversal. I love it.

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whY402Jay 12

Tactics have become more clever these days. That's why responsible people should carry. I'm not debating the ban with anyone.

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niospartan 8

That's why you have to get wrist control, and once you have wrist control you pull out your gun.

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N3766 20

Spray her with bat female villain repellent....

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