By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 00:00 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML
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danial1214 21

Pepper spray works wonders in these situations

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cannonman1863 17

Next time you'll know to actually tell the person that, yes, I am a mugger... that should work out pretty good

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Satoaoi 13

at least she didn't stab you

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BubbaJ80 11

You should have beat her ass.... If she wanted to fight like a man then should deserves to get beat like one

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reimichele 8

Totally read mugger as muggle. I was so confused for a quick second.

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Sechuban 2

If this happened to me, i would have kicked her so hard in the mouth she would have crapped teeth...

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