By littlekellilee - 05/11/2018 03:00

Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Catch-22. Either be mean to the guy who has cancer, or send him a photo of your ****, and risk other people seeing them. Tough call.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Catch-22. Either be mean to the guy who has cancer, or send him a photo of your ****, and risk other people seeing them. Tough call.

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1gullible_bugger 33

or just find some random boobs on the internet and send him those.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Look at the positive side, the dude is likely dying, yet his top priority is seeing your breasts. They must be something special.

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RichardPencil 30

Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Going pro boner, eh? You're such a caring individual.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, if she sends the pictures, I'm certainly not anti-boner!

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EmDizzle2007 28

you beat me to it.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Pal, I ain't gonna beat you to anything. You can go solo for that.

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Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Send them to him. Maybe he’ll suddenly be cured!

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Mathalamus 24

I would take that to mean, going well.

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John Nemeth 14

You could take it a step further and flash him in person. You’d be a good person for that. You’d be an angel if you’d let him motor boat them :)

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jrn 14

I take it he’s feeling a little bit better. Just a hunch

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jkjorn 16

Never underestimate the power of teh boobz to cure what ails a man! Send 'em, stat!

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Marcus Aurelius 4

What happened after you sent the boob pictures?

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jabc34 9

the way I'd see it take one for the team it's only breast he isn't asking for sex an if you're worried about others seeing them do it in person

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