By ManInPain - 12/07/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
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Sparkiee93 3

You should have kicked him in the balls then told him "HAPPY STOP A RANDOM DOUCHE FROM BREEDING DAY!"

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stroudie94 9

don't ask him why he did it! kick his ass!!!

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blacksswan 10

Should have knocked him out and said "It's knock a random person out" day.

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Sigil 11

should of called the cops... they see random punch day as random assault day...I think a couple of days in jail is what he wanted

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utvols11 0

um try not to be so ugly.. or random.

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