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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By lgt5628 - 26/09/2014 23:58 - United States - Miami

Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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By supermanj76 - 04/05/2009 02:12 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML

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ilikeboys 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:03

YDI why didn't you give it to him if it wasn't yours to begin with? YDI.

axislave 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:05

You shoulda just given him the 5 bucks...a homeless person is gonna need that more than you so YDI jackass

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jessicaiscool 0

Friday 3 July 2009 18:46

what do u mean "who claimed", was it urs or not?? Geez. it's only $5 tho lol...

Batch_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 19:15

#7: Not if you knew the money wasn't yours. if you really had the integrity, you wouldn't have accepted the money in the first place.

danielbudzynski 0

Friday 3 July 2009 19:23

FAKE sorry!

ienjoyfml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 19:32

you made that up.

Adriennerox211 0

Friday 3 July 2009 19:36

YDI... ass >_>

Emma_91 0

Friday 3 July 2009 19:37

The point is if the hobo's chasing you you don't wanna stop for anything. Even giving him the money. You should've thrown the money to the side and ran away when the hobo went to pick it up.

Dabookofnothing 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:05

u shouldve ****** given it to him

dg72592_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:07

wow you're retarded, maybe it WAS his and he needed it to buy something important such as food (clearly he needed it as he spent 20 minutes chasing after you) and what were you going to buy with it, nail polish? for god's sake just give it to him, it could have really been his, and even if it wasn't god knows he needs it more than you... i hate it when people refuse to treat homeless people like human beings...

ChelsiGotSpunk 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:31

I think the poster is saying that the person who gave her the money was the hobo. But it could have just been the way I read it.

Emma_91 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 20:06

That's how I read it too and was extremely confused by the comments until I figured it out :) I think the man is someone other than the hobo. She probably would've made it clear if it was the same person.

Avenging_Angel 0

Friday 3 July 2009 20:51

Umm, it doesn't take integrity to take it! It takes integrity to refuse because it wasn't yours in the first place! That man who thought it was yours had integrity. You were just being greedy and selfish. So it's no surprise that karma bit you in the butt for it... 