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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By lgt5628 - 26/09/2014 23:58 - United States - Miami

Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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Easy mark

By supermanj76 - 04/05/2009 02:12 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML

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ilikeboys 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:03

YDI why didn't you give it to him if it wasn't yours to begin with? YDI.

axislave 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:05

You shoulda just given him the 5 bucks...a homeless person is gonna need that more than you so YDI jackass

Comments

chinchilla_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:45

Soooooo....you rather be chased by a hobo for 20 minutes rather than just giving the man money that isn't yours to begin with?

suck54u 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:59

YDI for not giving it to him. If it's not even yours...

ILoveJace01 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:06

Lol!!! Omg that's hilarious!

uneekfreak16 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:16

If it wasn't yours... why didn't you give it to the homeless man? Not really a loss since it wasn't your money to begin with. Heck, it might have even belonged to the homeless man and you would have stolen from a poor person!

bethechange_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:31

why didnt you just give it to him? Jeeze, he needs it more then you and its not even yours

lil_miz_liz09 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:36

Yup. I agree.

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 17:47

I'm with everyone else, why didn't you just give him the ******* money? It may very well have been his, 'cause it sure as hell wasn't yours. I hope you realise that you stole from a needy person and that he probably went cold and hungry that night thanks to you. People like you make me completely and utterly sick.

jet_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 18:10

What do you mean you "didn't have the integrity"? Just say, "That's not mine, but thanks." Duh?

Schmuty 2

Friday 3 July 2009 18:23

you should have given it back 2 the hobo

mobius8 0

Friday 3 July 2009 18:45

"claimed" it was his? How do you know it wasn't. You most probably stole $5 from homeless person and you think it's a FML... Wow. Who the hell moderates these.