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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking on the street when a woman in front of me dropped a couple of dollars. I picked them up and chased her to return it all. She insisted that it wasn't hers. I tried to tell her it was, but she wouldn't accept it. A cop saw me and arrested me for solicitation. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By HaliMali - 22/02/2015 18:21 - United States - Hastings

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

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By lgt5628 - 26/09/2014 23:58 - United States - Miami

Today, a man approached my delivery van and asked for change for a $5 bill. I guess I should've expected him to grab the change and run off with the extra money. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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Easy mark

By supermanj76 - 04/05/2009 02:12 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change. Being a good man, I said sure. I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. After walking into Starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the cashier my $50 bill. She called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML

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ilikeboys 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:03

YDI why didn't you give it to him if it wasn't yours to begin with? YDI.

axislave 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:05

You shoulda just given him the 5 bucks...a homeless person is gonna need that more than you so YDI jackass

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Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 5:38

These righteous moral crusaders really need to cut the pseudo white knight persona. You all would taken the money for yourselves too, don't even bother denying it. Besides, the hobo was most likely insane.

noclevername 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 14:48

Taking money you find isn't such a bad thing. But you ran for twenty minutes rather than give money that wasn't yours to someone who needed it more? Bit miserly there.

Emma_91 0

Monday 6 July 2009 1:53

Not to mention a complete waste of your time.

realrealitysuccs 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:29

lmaaaooooo this is my fav fml...bcus i dnt really care about the u takin the money part jus picturing someone bein chased for 20mins by a fuccin hobo lmaooooooooo rofl omg fuccin hilarious u soo made my day but seriously tho 5 buccs??? wtf did u reallly need 5 buccs that bad 4? i woulda stopped n gave the mAN the fuccin money...u are a douche lmaoooo

unibrowicorn 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 4:48

is your K button broken or what?

DontBeAWhore 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:47

SPAAREEEEE CHANNNNGGEEEEEE

HayItsHaley 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:39

I think the smart think to do would be to give the poor hobo his/her "money" even though it may not actually be his/her "money" Obviously him/she is less fortunate than you so instead of being chased you could've simply stopped and nicely handed him/her the money.