Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse....

By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By anonymous - 20/12/2010 11:23

Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML

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Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport

Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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judea95 16

Saturday 24 August 2013 21:31

Maybe he found your purse sickeningly unattractive

StanSmith2013 26

Saturday 24 August 2013 21:54

What a fool! That puke may contain his DNA!

OnlyTheDarkest 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 22:09

Well... Yeah. Usually does.

fritzie2011 5

Saturday 24 August 2013 23:17

Well, it certainly could've been a lot worse. It's easier to clean it out along with your things than it is to get it all back..

TheAngryPrincess 3

Sunday 25 August 2013 0:26

I'd kick his ass. That's gross.

Blahblah9921 4

Sunday 25 August 2013 0:53

sorry to hear about ur purse but dont take it so rough its not necessarily the worst thing

8born8 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 0:55

You know that bag/purse that caught your eye the other day at the shops? Well, He just gave you a legitimate reason to go and buy it.

awkward_gothlady 32

Sunday 25 August 2013 2:26

And the WTF moment of the day goes to......OP!

WeskersSexslave 15

Sunday 25 August 2013 2:43

ew Dx

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 25 August 2013 4:24

Is that reverse mugging?

alliegraywords 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:17

It must have been a really ugly purse.

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Same thing different taste

Great timing

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