By cassidy_smith12 - 24/08/2013 14:55 - United States - Medina

Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
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UnluckyGenius 21

He must have had a "fun" night of drinking to lead into that.

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brackaman 18

I dunno why people are thumbing this down. It seems perfectly valid to me that a partially drunk man would do this.

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thejust666 6

It's because "fun" is in quotation marks for no reason, lol.

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ChawanKiti 15

Hopefully nothing is ruined with his disgusting throw up. Ugh. I wouldn't touch anything in it after that.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Then what would it matter if anything was damaged if you wouldn't touch it anyway?

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ChawanKiti 15

For Op's sake, I hope nothing happened to the stuff. If this personally happened to me, I wouldn't want to touch anything. Was that hard to understand?

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Merrqe 11

Slap the bitch in the face, take her Gucci bag and the north face off her back. Jab her if she act.

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

It must be impossible to play up people's comments nowadays.. Sigh. No, 51, your comment was not hard to understand, I was simply making a joke. Pardon me for having more of an obvious sense of humor than yourself.

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ChawanKiti 15

I have a sense of humour. You just don't joke very well. :^)

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

Shoud have smacked him with the purse and then emptied the vomit on him.

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Yellow_Fish79 11

LOL ... ewww that's disgusting. lol. I wonder if that's even a crime.

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hama806 19

Now that's an expensive emesis basin.

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Nurd4lyfe 7

I hope he at least had the decency to remove your wallet and phone beforehand

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perdix 29

Hey, free vomit! You don't get that every day :D

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Some people are just so generous! It brings a tear to my eye....

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perdix 29

#25, I really admire people who give until it hurts ... dry heaves can be a bitch!

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LilFlutter 10

When life gives you lemons (hey, free lemons!), you make lemonade, but what do you make when life gives you vomit?!

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brackaman 18

Get so disgusted that you vomit back of course. It's a product that helps you make more of itself.

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unlucky_lucy 17

At least he was kind enough to give it back... But yeah gross

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