Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad...

By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By FamilyLoving - 19/08/2013 16:00 - United States - Patchogue

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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You deserved it 289

Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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You deserved it 249

Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 278

You deserved it 849

By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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You deserved it 42 600

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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You deserved it 4 732

By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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You deserved it 44 094

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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You deserved it 1 231

24788 6

Monday 18 May 2009 9:50

Haha, dude I can't stop laughing. I feel so bad for that guy, but that would be so funny to see.

Endymion_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 9:54

Yeah, **** YOUR life, not the guy's who crashed into a tree.

Comments

HellEnvenom 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:38

#8 - Kill yourself! These mock FML's are getting more and more annoying (The shocking grammar was bad already)! Back on topic. I'm not gonna say YDI since it was partly the guy's fault for not concentrating. However, you did distract him. #10 ftw!

plasticfantastic 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:44

People who clicked YDI are idiots. It's obviously the man riding the bike's fault for being stupid enough to turn his head around WHILE CYCLING. Mistaking someone from behind for someone else is an easy mistake to make.. And #8, that wasn't even remotely funny?! Why bother?

dyld921 2

Monday 18 May 2009 12:08

#13 Why is it his fault to turn his head around when somebody calls him? He was distracted. Not everybody think about common sense when it happens so fast. That's also an easy mistake to make.

MoonTiger 4

Monday 18 May 2009 13:44

You mean **** his life

Indiana_fml 4

Monday 18 May 2009 13:46

That reminds me of a hilarious scene in "End of Days" where Satan ownes a young boy on a skateboard... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_muhuITwmw at 8:56 ;)

iDontFail_xD 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:52

What the bike SHOULD'VE done is stop, then turn his head around, not keep moving, then hit a tree. That's his own problem.

iDontFail_xD 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:59

oops, @#17 I ment the biker*

guitardedman 0

Monday 18 May 2009 14:21

im not voting ydi or fyl, **** that guys life for having some random kid make him crash into a tree

Yeoman 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:54

Haha that poor guy. He was getting a shout out, and it being the wrong person was bad enough. But then you hit a tree? He should be watching the road.