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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:02

He caught you slippin.

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 5:03

And then his car slid into a ditch.

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BexBaby86 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 6:33

More like sore ass. Or numb ass. Lol jk. Hope the driver ditched his car :)

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 7:15

They see you slippin'..they hatin'(;

sweenyme 7

Saturday 18 January 2014 8:13

I am so sorry. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

Meld86 12

Saturday 18 January 2014 9:02

Dooooouchebaaaaaaaag!!!

dachayke 16

Saturday 18 January 2014 19:57

You actually look like you're saying that with the awful duckface in your profile pic.

dawood_k 27

Saturday 18 January 2014 9:26

Dumbass

lindora 35

Saturday 18 January 2014 10:30

That sucks about your arm. Walking on ice is like an art form here.I think that's why we love hockey so much.

ThankYouGoodbye 14

Saturday 18 January 2014 15:44

That's offensive to dumbasses, in other words me.

HSArchon 9

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:00

Dooooouchebaaaaaaaag!!!

nitrog100 21

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:31

You live in Canada. You deserve it because you should have ice on lockdown by now.

Nicole819 11

Saturday 18 January 2014 18:44

sucks when you "slip up" in front of people. lol sorry OP

Aweh_Olivia 13

Sunday 19 January 2014 1:44

Just laugh it off OP, you'll never see him again

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