Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me...

By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2009 00:11 - Canada

Today, as I was walking towards my friends at the bus stop, a man came up to me and asked me out. This was the first time I'd be asked out in months. I accepted. When I reached my friends they looked at me then asked, "Why were you talking to that homeless guy?". FML

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By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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By SpongeAbii2 - 24/01/2012 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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By IMadeAHandicappedPersonCry - 13/02/2013 04:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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miniluda12 12

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:01

What a dick. Sorry OP.

iOceanus 18

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:02

Where have all the gentlemen gone?

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:31

Umbrella threesome, FTW! It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet.

lacespace 8

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:36

Get your own umbrella and shove it up his ass.

hotshot2626 9

Saturday 6 October 2012 22:31

Then proceed to open it >:)

sharksfan48 13

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:36

Classic dipshit

pokefan813 16

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:48

What would a modern dipshit be like?

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 6 October 2012 23:11

Turn on Jersey Shore and you'll find your answer.

abu4u 26

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:48

Sound like something you see on a prank show.

Bpwoods 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 20:59

Not much of a prank in my opinion, but I guess it could be considered one

loserboii 11

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:49

Take the umbrella and hit him upside the head with it.

MrsAlexander83 10

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:50

You should have taken the umbrella from him, hit him over the head with it, an then proceed to share it with the other girl.

rebel_belle1974 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:52

What a jerk!

perdix 29

Saturday 6 October 2012 19:58

Where does it say he kicked the OP out? He could have a big golf umbrella that can fit a whole village under it.

Dilwann 27

Saturday 6 October 2012 20:13

I think it's implied in 'he abruptly turned to her'. I see it as OP walking on, the guy stopping (thus taking the umbrella away from OP) and offering the next girl her spot.