Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product...

By Noname - 24/01/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

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By badhair - 13/09/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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By EpicFail - 11/01/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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By tylah - 23/06/2012 15:11 - United States - Piscataway

Today, the mall got evacuated while I was getting my hair colored. I am now standing outside of a crowded mall, wearing a showercap. FML

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By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

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By crazyhair docare - 08/07/2019 16:00

Today, after a lifetime of weaves and extensions, I felt brave enough to wear my natural hair to work. As soon as I clocked in, my manager yelled, “Holy shit! What happened to you? Stick your finger in a socket or something?” I was then sent home for being, “Out of uniform.” FML

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By WTF Lady? - 08/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML

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Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 11:39

What a moron. Your life isn't that ****** though. Your hair obviously looks great if people think you'd dye it to look like that. Red heads are hot.

piper2390 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:48

did it ever occur to you that these people will do anything to sell their products so there is a good possibility that your hair doesn't necessarily look dyed, it just looks nice? this is so not a fyl. get over it.

Comments

danielleeycakes 3

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:00

I'm a rss head too(ginger) and people always ask me if it's natural. I don't see that as a bad thing though... I love being asked about my hair lol.

danielleeycakes 3

Saturday 22 May 2010 19:02

red*

birdfreak 24

Friday 6 August 2010 19:54

so am I go redheads

My2864 1

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:01

i have no idea what this FML is about..

Xlax4lifeX 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 3:16

alot of ppl at my school ask me if I dye my hair it gets really annoying I'm a natural ginger. oh they call me leprechaun to. lol

baby_gore 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 5:43

this fml sucks. stop being retarded.

kitkatsuckit567 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:38

you have no soul!

vampire1618 5

Saturday 1 October 2011 23:04

Could be awkward highlights that make the roots look off. But, go redheads/gingers/red-haired cretins :D (the last one is what my friend would call me, but evidently I was his red haired cretin ^.^ ).

pyrigirl1324 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:46

that's just her job

redhedsaysrawr 18

Sunday 15 January 2012 22:04

Im a redhead, and knowing all the skin issues that comes with it i have Rosasea. I once was walking past a woman with some of those Sham Wow towel things or whatever they are, and as i passed by her she told me to come here... She handed me a small face towel and whispered "This has special soap in it to help clear up all those face blemishes!" Only she was wearing a microphone so the entire area of people around me heard it... i was so mortified...