By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
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Arteaga 0

well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.

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ultraman 0

now you can use that bag to pick up the dog's poop :) how convenient!

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crazy_vet_tech 10

oh, poor doggie. that really sucks for you cause now you need to take him to the vet to make sure that he doesnt have anything else in him that could cause blockage. foreign bodies are the worst thing that can happen to your dog. good luck with everything!

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miniselman 0

your really luckly that it came out...most things like that wrap around the stomach and other important things like that, so sorry i don't count this as an FML. your exteremly lucky that your dog didn't die or cost you thousands of dollars at the vet

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sosadrightnow 4

is it weird if i find you really sweet for helping your dog out?

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bugmenotmofo 34

a dog that poops and gives you a bag to put it in... how'd they breed that?

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