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By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 544
You deserved it 36

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Arteaga 0

well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.

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Wow. He comes with his own doggie-bag... Very practical...

lol, I feel your pain. My cats have eaten some random things, including wrapping paper, bows, tinsel, plastic bags, and elastic bands. The litter box has contained a few interesting surprises over the years. No matter how clean a house is, or how careful you are, there's always something unexpected that a stupid animal can get into. The only way to handle it is, a) a trip to the vet, and b) hiding those things away once you've realized your animal's developed a taste for them. Good luck to you.

you are one devoted dog owner to be willing to "help him out"

crazytay 0
sheltergirl87 0

aw! poor dog, I would have done the same thing.

JanuaryOrange 0

oh my god thats hysterical! there was a little white thing coming out of my dogs butt only it turned out to be worms. so fml more than yours haha