By teecrafter2038 - 12/03/2015 14:07 - United States - Port Chester

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 414
You deserved it 3 652

teecrafter2038 tells us more.

teecrafter2038 17

Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.

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Top comments

MrSassypants 32

So you're saying you're neighbor tried to be a thug and mug a pug but you had to tug the dog away from that crazy bug and you were going to call the police but instead gave a shrug? That psycho really needs her own dog to hug.

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nwaugh72 12

What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.

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Comments

wct1188 15

start collecting all your dogs poo and throw it in her yard

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pugpuggy 21

I don't think that's going to help.. But good try.

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rocketiquette 20

Crazy cat lady sure, but crazy dog lady? Guess she's the patron saint

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carissaball 23

I hope she doesn't get a dog of her own, Id feel bad for the poor thing...

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Scarylizard1798 23

Never hit a girl...unless she tries to steal your dog...than bitchslap her into next week xD

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shiffizzle 13

I'd backhand the shit out of her.

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shiffizzle 13

I'd backhand her into next week and then the next week after that.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#25 much like OP'S neighbor you took it to far.

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shiffizzle 13

If someone tried stealing my dog, it's like trying to hurt one of my family members to me. I would destroy whoever it is trying to steal my dog.

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vikky538 28

and she is thinking hoping you would never find out who steal your dog? ..she is crazy...

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IvyOswin 17

Not okay, 67. Go to your room and think about what you've done!

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NinjaBoyDavido 13

Wow. I'm speechless.

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