By teecrafter2038 - 12/03/2015 14:07 - United States - Port Chester

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML
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teecrafter2038 17

Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.

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MrSassypants 32

So you're saying you're neighbor tried to be a thug and mug a pug but you had to tug the dog away from that crazy bug and you were going to call the police but instead gave a shrug? That psycho really needs her own dog to hug.

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nwaugh72 12

What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.

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teecrafter2038 17

Mr sassypants, I am laughing also hard at your comment

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saffy66 34

Never turn your back on a crazy person. And next time refuse to stop where cars might pose a problem. Actually you now have an excuse not to stop at all.

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Littlelee240 11

Look into getting your dog microchipped (usually only $15-$30 depending where you go). That way if he gets lost or stolen, and taken to a vet or shelter, they'll scan him and know he's yours and not whoever took him.

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bruh21 18

Honestly id beat the shit out of her but with my dog she get her arm chewed off

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mistress_paz 30

Pot widdle pug; I'm glad you caught her in time

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Frammy007 7

Really? Rape, murder, and sexual assault aren't as bad as dog-napping? Yeah the neighbour is heinous in every sense of the word, but I'd rather deal with them than someone trying to assault/rape/murder me.

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