By teecrafter2038 - 12/03/2015 14:07 - United States - Port Chester

Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 414
You deserved it 3 652

teecrafter2038 tells us more.

teecrafter2038 17

Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.

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MrSassypants 32

So you're saying you're neighbor tried to be a thug and mug a pug but you had to tug the dog away from that crazy bug and you were going to call the police but instead gave a shrug? That psycho really needs her own dog to hug.

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nwaugh72 12

What was her plan honestly? She was just going to run to her house with the dog and hide? She really is insane.

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GreekGleek6 22

Were you walking your dog on a leash? If so what was she going to do, rip the leash out of your hand? If somebody tried taking one of my dogs they'd probably bite the thief.

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clickme 17

Is she 5 years old? My 5yo MIGHT pull that but my 8yo and 10yo wouldn't

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False_Stupidity 41

I'd love to know what happened next with your crazy dog-napping neighbor OP.

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SauceySarah 30

There are so many dogs in shelters, she should just adopt one.

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Jmgonzo 10

Sometimes those are actually more expensive than buying one because of all the vet trips you would have to make. So she might not be able to afford one.

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CitricAcid 21

Honestly, I think you should seek out some medical treatment for her, which will be needed in order to help her recover from the injuries you will inflict on her (for being a thieving bitch) and for the mental therapy she needs in the first place.

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majesticprincess 19

Ugh I hate it when people try and steal my bitches

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teecrafter2038 17

Hey it's op here, Thanks for commenting so quickly. I'm not really sure if this is gonna work but whatever. To give a bit more detail, I live in a cul-de-sac and my dog wasn't on a leash because we were right by my house. My dog is a pug and he fits into my neighbors arms. I didn't call the police but I am going to keep a leash on my dog from now on. I heard my neighbor might be moving so I am just going to hope for the best. Oh and I am pretty sure she can't afford to buy/rescue a dog. I am not really sure.

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MrSassypants 32

So you're saying you're neighbor tried to be a thug and mug a pug but you had to tug the dog away from that crazy bug and you were going to call the police but instead gave a shrug? That psycho really needs her own dog to hug.

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IceWrath 22

Sir, you have just won the internets today. Use it well and make sure to bring it back to that spotty IT guy in cubicle 7 by 8pm otherwise you'll have to pay a lateness fee.

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christinamarie17 29

If a single person down votes #48 he/she is banned from the internet permanently.

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thes7274473 19

Well, you should have your dog on a leash at all times during walks.

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Mr23 9

go read #48 again, 79, you need to learn to let go.

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pugpuggy 21

Oh, it's a pug? Honestly, I would've stole him too!

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PaulMcCartney_ 11

You just got to LET IT BE and hope your neighbor doesn't pull this crap again when you're walking your dog on its leash

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daken96 21

best. comment. ever. Sassypants ftw

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TallMist 32

#48 ...I wept... The neighbors wept... The city wept... The state, the country... The entire world wept. Your post was as golden as a brick of gold... God himself gives you his throne in Heaven for being so amazing. The stars in the galaxy glow even brighter now.

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The_madmax 23

#48. I love you.

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PurpleMyth 28

That is when you pimp slab a b*tch! But... to be honest, most of want to do that when we see a cute dog. We just dont

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FutueMeamVitam 24

Why? What did the dog do to deserve slapping?

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